dear tom cruise,everyone and their mom has been talking about you, but i had to put my two cents in as well. you are the craziest muther effer i have ever seen. youre venturing into michael jackson territory for gods sake.
a few things really make my skin crawl:
1. your smile/laugh/kackle
2. you made "katie" change her name to "kate" b/c the first was too childish
3. your forced, red carpet make out sessions w/ "kate"
4. you were once married to mimi rogers
5. your adopted kids have to live w/ alien lifeform 'suri'
6. your smile/laugh/kackle combined with high fives
the list could go on & on.
sincerely,
dubya
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