sincerely, Dubya

dear jordy asiatique,
i must meet you! i am amazed by your pelvic thrusts and uncanny ability to get flocks of older women. i cant understand a word youre saying, but i managed to catch "i numba one" and a "i love youuuu woah-oh-oh" in there...i think. i also want to know where you able to get a mini, red, leisure suit.

when does your tour hit the US? its gonna be nuts!
sincerely,
dubya