Monday, April 03, 2006


dear chicks with ginormous glasses,
like i said, i enjoy the extra sunlight we get from daylight savings, but you know what that means? the girls are gonna bust out those windsheild-esque face protectors they like to call sunglasses. i dont know which mary-kate-simp-han-goria told young women these were flattering. i mean, yeah, if youre ugly by all means cover it up with those monsterous blueblockers. but if youre remotely normal looking or attractive, do the world a favor and wear sunglasses meant for a normal sized face, not something that looks like it was constructed for intergalactic battle.
sincerely,
dubya

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Look, I don't know who's in that picture. But obviously they are just a poser. Please reference my facebooks picture for the original in oversized sunglasses.
Thanks,
Beckers

wes said...

either im not chic. or multiple generations have made this mistake!

and yeah, becky, you def beat out all with your shades. good job.