dear listerine,i know youre all about fighting gingivitis, and keepin my gums healthy, but does it have to be so painful? i looked on the active ingredients on the back of you, expecting to see acid, or napalm. what makes it even worse, is that the burning somehow makes me think youre working, so i make sure i swish for the full 30 seconds. stop the madness, or i may be forced to change to the new crest mouthwash, where they promise no burning--which we all know is a viscious lie.
sincerely,
dubya
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