Friday, April 07, 2006


dear texas relays,
you are a pain in my ass. 55,000 people all in my bidness on campus. you attract some characters that make good people watching, but for the most part its not worth it. for every 1 person i find dressed ghetto-fabulous, there are 4 large marges that wont move their fat rumps for the people who really need to use the ramps on the corner of the street.
if parking wasnt a hassle before, it sure is now. arent these people athletes? cant they just get ta steppin' and walk their happy (and obliviously annoying) asses to wherever the hell theyre going? sorry for the language im using, but ive picked up a few new slang words from these people. ill leave you to think about what i heard i guy call out to another girl.--->"daaamn gurl. what'chu doin bumpin all dem rotators??"...cause im still confused.
sincerely,
dubya

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