dear brian williams,
whenever i watch The NBC Nightly News, you constantly make me feel like a chubby, insecure, uninformed 7th grade girl....i mean, your facial expression constanly reads as, "ummm, like, are you kidding me? concern for the gaza strip is sooo 2005! gaah"

your eyebrows are permanently in the position of either disbelief or worry. i cant really figure it out.
either way, its not comforting to hear about carside bombs, high gas prices, and serial killers when even you dont look too sure about it.
ill stick to katie curic. at least she'll inform me of the end of the world with a short shirt and a damn smile on her face.
sincerely,
dubya

dear beyonce,
thanks for giving me a reason to come back and blog it up.
everyone knows i loves me some B, but just thought id share some new videos you put out w/ your re-release of your album b-day.
everyones probably already seen your duo with shakira beautiful liar, and upgrade u:

however, you now gave us some new awesomness.
my favorite, is get me bodied:

i love seein kelly, michelle, and solange back in tha mix.
also, the dance moves at the end crack me up.

green light:

Green Light
Uploaded by advakidd

sista girl works it out in freakum dress:

Freekum Dress - Beyonce
Uploaded by apartment3b

and another of my faves, suga mama:

she gets down with her bad self!

people are sayin you may be gettin' a little over exposed.
but those haters can suck an egg.
sincerely,
dubya