Monday, April 17, 2006

dear olives,
you are all gross. black, green, i dont care what color---all gross. you manage to ruin everything you touch. in pizza, sandwiches, and even martinis, you really kick it up a notch of disgusting. i hate how you even manage to squeeze into chef salads. you're in places i would never expect, and in tiny chopped up pieces.
i know im not alone in my dislike of you. i mean c'mon, youre the one thing that people say, "if you dont like em, pick em off." i have no sympathy for you, supreme pizza ruiner. pick you off, i shall!
sincerely,
dubya

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