dear rita cosby,ok, seriously. whats your deal? who transplanted a dudes vocal chords into you? or, are you just really a man?
i try to sit through 30 minutes of your voice, but if i close my eyes, you sound like barry whites love child with james earl jones. your voice is so humorously deep and fascinating, i get mesmerized then instantly creeped out.
fox news made a good call by letting you move to msnbc. you however, made a bad call by not injecting yourself with an extra 100 cc of estrogen every morning. because, well, you really need it.
sincerely,
dubya
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i like women with "bedroom" voices....not "husky, coal miner" voices.
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