Tuesday, May 02, 2006

dear babies,
what is it that makes you smell so good? like oatmeal and a dash of heaven. i realize that a grown man shouldnt discuss how he likes the scent of a baby, but we all know everyone thinks it.

on the other hand, get out of my damn face if youre crying, screaming or making a scene. even worse is the opposite smell you little guys can force upon us. aaand tell your mothers to take notes--if youre ugly, no one wants to see/smell you. but by all means, keep breast feeding at cici's pizza and make everyone extremly uncomfortable.
sincerely,
dubya

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