Monday, January 30, 2006


dear wendy,
how are you not a raging fat ass? if my dad were dave thomas, i would weigh at least 800 lbs....shoot, with a dollar menu like that, id wiegh a good 3 tons. did you keep your figure by starvation? i get the feeling you werent fed because you were red headed. and adopted. thats a bad combo!....unlike the combo #1, now thats a good combo.
sincerely,
dubya

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

okay.... lets be honest....... i can't live without your blog babe

MoneyPenny said...

Wes...you crack me up! Miss ya!

Anonymous said...

dear dubya,

why is it that you only get 3 chicken strips and they cost $4.99 and they come with NO FRIES....uh that urks me!