Wednesday, January 18, 2006


dear star jones,
with all this publicity and you promoting your new book, you are all over TV. you obviously got gastric bypass surgery, and when you say "im not going to deny or confirm allegations that ive had surgery.", its a red flag. ya did it!
and i would also like to point out the monstrosity that rests upon your shoulders that you call a head. it is HUGE. you probably shouldve stayed fat, cause then your head would matched your body. bad move star....bad move.
sincerely,
dubya

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