dear sneezes,
i read somewhere, that you were 1/8 an orgasm. i would vouch that you are much more than that! i get severely pissed when someone pre-maturely says 'bless you', and i lose my sneeze. its such a let down. i like it better when you come in pairs, or even more. i guess if you do the math, 8 would equal an orgasm. who needs sex, when you can just catch a cold or sniff fresh, black, pepper?
sincerely,
dubya
1 comment:
i'm pretty sure i've sneezed like 30 times in one hour and it OBVIOUSLY wasn't an orgasm..... but if it was.... then i'm having something TOTALLY DIFFERENT when i'm alone with "the rabbit". What i have is probably equal to 10,000 sneezes, a wicked deep hair pull, and a dry smack on the ass.
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