Sunday, January 01, 2006


dear koalas,
yall are tricky bastards. we are raised to think you are so cute. climbing around, eating meals consisting of only eucalyptus and sunshine. but, the truth is, yall can be pretty viscious. i know i shouldnt pre-judge, considering ive never personally met you. but the stories ive heard. ugh, swirling, crazy, grey, hurricanes of pain!
sincerely,
dubya

1 comment:

Bedazzler said...

Actually, they really don't do much. The Eucalyptus leaves that they eat (only six out of 100 different trees)make them drugged, so they eat, and then they fall asleep straight away in the crook of a tree. Pretty much any other animal is more exciting. Now Leona helmsley, SHE was a whirling hurricane.

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