sincerely, Dubya

dear scott baio,
youre like, a legend. after a stint on 'happy days' as chachi, you made a name for yourself as the ever-beloved charles. 'charles in charge' set the bar for mediocre, 80's, non-sensical television. and for some reason, i remember stories of you being quite the ladies man. good call, charles!...i mean scott. makin' ladies weak in the knees with---well, i dont really know.
i'm gonna start making bracelets that say W.W.S.B.D....when a difficult situation presents itself, all people should ask, "what would scott baio do?" the answer would probably always be 'hook up with a groupie', but the second thing would surely help. either way, its a win/win i guess.
sincerely,
dubya