sincerely, Dubya

dear tyra banks,
when i get home at 3:34 am, after a good night of drinking, the last thing i want to see is your big forehead on my 27 inch television screen. i dont mind you on americas next top model, but your talk show is pretty un-fierce. first of all, you had weight loss people on this episode, and everytime you introduced someone you'd go, "so-n-so wieghed 309 pounds!"...you'd act all sensitive, but we all know you were disgusted by all 309 pounds of the person sitting in front of you. you have no one fooled---except 18 to 35 year old women who watch UPN.
sincerely,
dubya