Saturday, January 07, 2006


dear chef on the cream of wheat box,
i ate some of oatmeal-ish breakfast treat this morning. must say, 'bravo!' nothin better than some cream 'o wheat, and cinnamon toast. as i ate, i thought back to my childhood, and you on the front of the box. "were you black?" i thought hard. then i realized, "of course you are. all good foods have blatantly racist figures to, 'represent', if you may. for example, your homies uncle ben and aunt jemima." so to close---take care, my wheat-creamin' brotha-from-a-notha-mutha, and thanks for cookin' me up some good ole soul food.
sincerely,
dubya

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