dear peoples choice awards,
last night, you were on CBS. remember that? yeah, well i just got this strange feeling YOU LOVE TEXANS!!! now, before you hunt me down, jump my sexy-texan ass, let me explain how i came to this conclusion.
winners:
female move star- sandra bullock- lives in austin
female action star- jennifer garner- born in houston
male action star- matthew mcConaughey- born in uvalde, went to UT, lives in austin
on-screen match up/comedy movie- owen wilson & vince vaughn/wedding crashers- owen was born and raised in dallas, went to UT
song from a movie- 'these boots were made for walkin' by jessica simpson- born and raised in dallas
female performer- kelly clarkson- born in fort worth
after you showed your affection towards us, i felt a little uncomfortable. but dont worry, the feelings are mutual. you filled a few hours of worthless t.v., (mostly cause 'scrubs' wasnt on.)
sincerely,
dubya
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