Saturday, January 28, 2006


dear verizon wireless,
im convinced you only hire assholes. every single employee i have ever spoken to is sooo difficult. no, i am not the account holder. no, i dont know my moms social security number. no, i dont remember the password i created in 2001. no, i cannot calm down. activate my f*cking phone, and dont gimme anymore lip. gottit?!?!
sincerely,
dubya

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