Monday, July 17, 2006

dear old men running,
the sight of you, in your nylon daisy duke jogging shorts, is repulsive.
you decide to go running at precisely 11 am, everyday, and get that silver chest hair a-glistenin'.
as you pass by, in your little huddle of oldness, the stentch of sunblock and cialis is over whelming.
and guess what....youre not impressing anyone that your limbs still work at age 94. go home, turn on wheel of fortune, and complain about the kids and their rock n roll music.
leave the outdoor, shirtless activity to the strapping, verile, college men and women.
sincerely,
dubya

3 comments:

Matt said...

thanks for the cialis image *cringe*

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