dear honey mustard,
ive replaced all other condiments with you.
ketchup?....nope.
ranch?.....nuh-uh.
regular mustard?....ah, HELLZ NO!
H.M., youre the perfect combo of sweet, tangy, and heaven. and im pretty sure TGIFridays and Chilis put a dash of crack cocaine in you.
nothin says 'happy fatty', like a large waffle fry dipped in honey mustard.
sincerely,
dubya
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