i dont get it. why do yall feel the need to be 2 people? do you expect people to take this seriously?
because of this fact, im going to this individually.
first:
clark kent vs. superman
this is the ONLY acceptable reason to have an alter ego.
with the release of superman returns, alter egos have moved into the spotlight. now, i dont see any other celeb fighting crime or hiding a love affair with a lois lane type, so lets move on to the rediculousness.
beyonce vs. sasha
so, beyonce says she uses her alter ego 'sasha' on stage, because off stage shes not as sexual and much more shy. ok beyonce, i understand that, but you dont need a new name for that. i think jay-z/sean carter has rubbed off on you way too much.
mary j. blige vs. brook
mjb's new song enough cryin' debuts her alter ego 'brook'. mary j sings while brook raps.....this is too much.
she was on saturday night live, singing this song, and goes, "in a minute, im gonna bring out my girl brook."...i sat there awaiting the entrance of another performer. alas, it was only mary j's black ass onstage throught the entire 3.27 minutes.
christina aguilera vs. baby jane
xtina went from pop princess, to whore-bucket, to flapper-inspired 'baby jane' in the past 7 or 8 years.
personally, i prefer the slutty one, but thats individual taste.
a word of advice christina, when your naming your alter ego, dont name it after a 1962 bette davis film about a burnt out child star. its creepy and sad.
garth brooks vs. chris gaines
this is by far the most re-dunkulous one. country singer gone gay/dark/rocker?
i find it funny that garth brooks thought this would be a good career choice. while all the previously mentioned people never released an album under their egos name, he however thought it would make perfect sense. this was the beginning of the end of my respect for garth.
so, to all up and coming artists. take a hint from these people. unless your a comic hero, its unacceptable to try and pass off an alter ego.
you just look crazy.
sincerely,
dubya
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