Monday, July 31, 2006

dear hulk hogan & family,
you four are the epitome of white trash.
this photo proves your sense of normal is skewed.
first off, how much peroxide does the fam go through in a week?
the chemical smell must overwhelm the house. and that explains the lack of brain cells in the gene pool.

next, terry hogan. or 'hulk' as you like to be called. youre like 76. time to put away the doo-rag and sunglasses, and pick up a sense of dignity.
your wife looks like a total street walker/porn star/prostitute, and you let her go out of the house?!?
also, brooke and whatever the sons name is....brooke is comin up fast to steal the title of most whore-ish hogan. and the other kid is lookin like a total tool. is that an adidas suit?
wow. good style call.

so, hogan family, do us all a favor and join the osbournes in d-list family reality history.
sincerely,
dubya

3 comments:

Matt said...

Hmm.. Althought Brooke IS whore-ish, she ain't bad to look at. With that in mind, I still don't think I could get past the fact that she considers herself a "performer." I think the only "performing" she'll end up doing will be restricted to late nights on cable tv.

wes said...

she'll 'performing' in adult films by 2007. my money is on it.

Anonymous said...

Love it!