Wednesday, July 26, 2006

dear adidas,
yall should stick to making shoes and sportswear. you made a mistake getting into the soap and bodywash industry. leave the cleansing to irish spring, softsoap, dove, etc.
i say this in regards to your active bodywash. its a rather peculiar smell. it took me awhile, and then it hit me. youre basically bottled up hamster smell.

if i wanted to come out of the shower, smelling like spunny, (my childhood hamster), id go roll around in some cedar chips. im not trying to attract any guinea pigs or other household rodents, so please take this off the market.
sincerely,
dubya

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Very pretty design! Keep up the good work. Thanks.
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