Thursday, June 08, 2006

dear republic of texas bike rally,
you were in town this past weekend. along with the kajillions of motorcylces, you brought endless mullets, handle bar mustaches, and leather EVERYTHING....but, we can not forget the hot, chopper ridin' babes! i got a chance to view this event on saturday night, and i cant wait till next year! for your viewing pleasure, i give you the hotties of rally of texas. and this is no joke, they came straight from ROT rally (their official website). im saving people the heartache and possible blindness if they looked through all 4 albums. here are my top notch ladies:
hot! check out that girlish figure.

nuff said

is she serious? seriously gorgeous!

this is why every other country hates americans.

i think this is by far my favorite, and sums up the whole thing. hot mama. creeper old dude. trucker hat. coors light in one hand, cigarette in the other. checkered flag in the background. jorts. SUCH A CLASSY OCCASION.

only in Texas....in other words, if you missed it, reserve your days inn room now! republic of texas biker rally '07 will be even better!!
sincerely,
dubya

3 comments:

Matt said...

I have actually been witness to this.. event. Its not that pleasant on the eyes, but its definitely entertaining.

Anonymous said...

This is why I love America.

Bedazzler said...

I think that Brandon Eller competes in this.