sincerely, Dubya

dear epileptics,
it must be pretty rough being you. back in like, '99 yall had issues watching pokemon because the fast motions and bright flashes of light. well, heres a heads up--dont watch the new lil jon video, snap ya fingers. its a guaranteed seizure. obviously, he didnt care that his video would send yall to the hospital and everybody else running for the advil with a migraine headache.

might be "off tha chain" if youre on crack, but for the general public, not so much.
sincerely,
dubya