Monday, June 19, 2006


dear julie chen,
well, so it begins.
tonight youre on the late show w/ david letterman and wednesday you grace us with your presence on the big brother 7 all-stars special.

anyone whose ever watched bb1-6 with me knows, you rub me wrong! you ruin the pure joy that i call big brother. i mean, here i am, waiting every summer for the greatest television show ever, and yet i gotta sit through the aweful seguays and your godlier-than-thou "hello houseguests." oh, and thankfully someone discovered you certainly are a chen-bot.


notice her uncrossing her legs the exact same way/time---all in sequence with her god aweful "BUH-FIRSS"
julie, it pains me to see/hear you every tuesday, wednesday and saturday. but, hopefully this season will be filled with janelle kicking ass & taking names, and less of you....considering you only got the job because your effing Les Moonves, the president and CEO of CBS.
sincerely,
dubya

2 comments:

Matt said...

I also watch Big Brother almost relgiously, and I've always thought if there were one thing they could change, it would be the host... that, and cameras in the women's showers. Uhhh, I mean, a better paint job?

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