Monday, June 12, 2006

dear campus,
today, as i was coming home from the bank, i saw a large group of people with all kinds of equipment. i passed by, trying to figure what the hell was going on.
the statues on you were covered by leaves and other plants. (i couldnt belive someone disfigured george washington with cheap foliage!)
i got outta the way and asked some ladies what was up. they didnt know either, and soon relocated after one said, "do yall wanna move closer?" - whilst giving me the lets get away from this creepy guy look.
i sat there, and finally grew a pair, and asked a random crew guy what all this was for. he told me they were shooting a remake of the 80's thriller, the hitcher. with these people:


sophia bush- from one tree hill, and ill-fated marraige to chad michael murray. whom always looks like hes the near sighted kid at the back of the class, tryin to read the chalkboard.

sean bean- from flightplan, and lord of the rings.

zachary knighton- from, well....not much, except law & order. (insert ominous BOMM-BOMM! sound here)

and, directed by dave myers- hes done just about every music video made since 1991...the only reason i recognized him was from MTV forcing making the video on me as a tween. valuable brain space, now filled with britney spears in a red jump suit, chatting it up with a guy on mars. damnation!
but wait, that wasnt the best part. i swear there was a guy there wearing the urban sombrero! this man was rockin' it like it was straight outta the j.peterman catologue. it was great, because i could totally look like i was taking pictures of the set, when in all actuality, i was capturing the awesomness of this fellow.
thanks for the entertainment.
sincerely,
dubya

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