Thursday, June 22, 2006

dear kathy najimy,
let me begin by saying, "i like you."
now that i got that outta the way, i can tell you how let down ive been as of recently. youve made a few wise career choices (i.e. sister act, hocus pocus, rat race) and youve made some EXTREMLY bad career choices (i.e. new edition, if these walls could talk 2)
the worst has come in the past few weeks. game $how marathon?!? you go from being the voice of peggy hill, to a sub-par, cbs, mash-up of 70s game shows....hosted by ricky lake none the less. what has she done since cry baby and her daytime freak show? ummm, try nothing.
im sending you a step by step najimy-a-graph.

please study it carefully. see the mistakes youve made?
its never been as good since you belted out "wooo-wooo-woooo" next to whoopie goldberg during OH MARIA.
good luck. im a fan. really.
sincerely,
dubya

ps- you deserve some kind of award for taking care of that butter princess, kirsty alley.

"have YOU called jenny yet?"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey! I enjoyed Chicago Hope!

Anonymous said...

im kinda sad kathy won gameshow marathon because i wanted to see lance bass play family feud with his real friends and family. not because i like him (ok i kinda do) but because i want to see if reichen, his undercover gay lover, would be on it.