dear giuliana depandi,
your head is a freakin' monstrosity! how do you carry that thing around?!? i wouldnt mind watching E! news live, but the sight of your face/head combination is painful. im not sure why E! keeps you around. its not even like your look is "unique-hot", its more like "unique-circus". somehow, you managed to cram in way too many teeth in a tiny jaw, on your upside down teardrop head. im anticipating your true hollywood story, entitled: giuliana depandi, the alien faced news anchor.
sincerely,
dubya
4 comments:
Pretty sure she's an alien. This makes me believe in UFOs and the possibility of anyone in this wonderful country becoming famous.
Yes I think she is a little too skinny, but why does society always have to focus on women's looks.
Ok so then why is that hot dude bill all in love with her then???
i know shes ugly but how did she get a hot guy like that? Why do the loosers win???
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