Sunday, March 19, 2006


dear denim shirts,
you are the only thing less cool than 'jorts'. i really want to know the first person to say, "ya know, i love my blue jeans, but if only i could wear them ALL OVER!"
you arent light wieght. you arent soft. you arent anything but a big blue layer of non-sexy. you and your friend, overalls, need to stay in the early 90's and never ever ever return.
sincerely,
dubya

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