dear dr. red duke,
during my awesome spring break, i saw you by the elevators at herman hospital. i was blinded by your majestic mustach, and country swagger. i assume you still go into patients rooms and say stuff like, "ah, kitten whiskers! rub some of that-there vazzaleen on it, and getchuur britches back on tha range!" youre like the dr.quinn medicine woman of the 21st century, except youre not dating a white guy that was raised by native americans....or are you?
sincerely,
dubya
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