sincerely, Dubya

dear apple laptops,
in this day and age, it seems like 1 out of 4 college students owns you. technology in the classroom is extremly helpful, however, if i have to sit next to a powerbook user again, i will scream. bill gates was an ass when he decided to make a laptop with the worlds loudest buttons. when people are typing notes, it sounds like a chicken pecking at plastic bubble wrap. whats even worse, is the fact that it bothers you even more once you notice it. gone are the days when the only annoying sound was mr.mouth breather next to you. now we have sally mctypes-alot over here. these people should be punished to the highest extent.
sincerely,
dubya