Thursday, February 09, 2006


dear michelle williams,
recently, in my letters, ive written alot about food, fat people, and things surrounding this issue. to keep with this theme, and as a public service, id like to tell you-"eat something!" i say this as a fan, and long time DC3 listener. i mean, girl, you are way too thin. maybe youre upset that destiny's child has split up, and you haveta go back to gospel music, or maybe youre pissed youre last name isnt Knowles... but look on the bright side, if you were Solange- Beyonces sister- you'd be married at 17, knocked up by 18, and forgotten by 18 and 1 month.
sincerely,
dubya

1 comment:

Noe said...

did you see beyonce at the grammys?
she needs to eat also...
apparently she's losing weight for "dreamgirls", co-starring jennifer hudson...
she doesnt need to lose weight, all she has to do is stand next to jennifer and she'll look thin enough!