Tuesday, May 02, 2006

dear prince,
youve changed your name to a symbol, been known as the artist formerly known as prince, and back to prince again. well i think you need to change it to king. king badass as a matter of fact. youve somehow managed to get carmen electra, and droves of the female species. i guess the whole overtly sexual yet androgenous thing works.

i would love to enroll in the university of prince, and take these courses:
-avian sounds 101: doves crying
-cooking 315k: cream, getting it on top
-hat making 304g: berets of the raspberry variety
-us history: examining partying like its 1999
-feline studies: practicing pussy control
sincerely,
dubya

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