Saturday, April 07, 2007

dear brian williams,
whenever i watch The NBC Nightly News, you constantly make me feel like a chubby, insecure, uninformed 7th grade girl....i mean, your facial expression constanly reads as, "ummm, like, are you kidding me? concern for the gaza strip is sooo 2005! gaah"

your eyebrows are permanently in the position of either disbelief or worry. i cant really figure it out.
either way, its not comforting to hear about carside bombs, high gas prices, and serial killers when even you dont look too sure about it.
ill stick to katie curic. at least she'll inform me of the end of the world with a short shirt and a damn smile on her face.
sincerely,
dubya

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear month long gap in the blog...

Brian said...

come back!