Monday, May 12, 2008

dear miley cyrus,
you are a sure sign im getting old.
i dont understand how you became a pop-tart that dons 8 out of 10 backpacks and lunch-boxes at Wal-Mart. I guess parents nowadays just plop their kids infront of the Disney Channel, and Hannah Montana mesmerizing ensues.
You were interviewed by Jay Leno awhile back, and he said something like, "Good job. You're keepin your head on straight, while all these other party girls are out, runnin around, being stupid. I give you props!"....Umm, in case Mr.Leno didnt realize, youre only 15. you have plenty of time for your life to go down the tubes.
my case and point:
remember when Britneys Rolling Stone cover came out? It was all the news, saying shes too young to be so sexual. *gasp* And here we are now, yet another Disney starlett becoming a lady of the night.
seems all a little overdone.
speaking of 'overdone.'
please tell your dad he's overdoin' it.


the Chi hair straightener, the bronzer, the sunglasses...if i didnt know better, i'd think he was a 16 yr old girl. right in your demographic!!
so, heres to your future, Miles!
sincerely,
dubya

1 comment:

Bri said...

Haha, this is awesome. She's definitely only going downhill from here!