sincerely, Dubya

dear extenZe,
i had never heard of you until i was flipping around on TV at like 3:30 in the morning, and your entire infomercial made me laugh.
the whole thing was set up as a 'show' called 'SEX TALK' in which random people on the streets were asked if theyve heard of you, and later a panel of women was interviewed.
everyone was overly enthusiastic about your product, and one shallow whore went as far to tell her infomercial-boyfriend, "if you stop using it, our relationship is over."later, 3 women came on, aaaall laughin' it up about how theyve had a "big" problem with below average men. however, i think we get the last laugh, because one of those actresses, err i mean 'experienced ladies', will be hangin' out, and somebody will say, "werent you that slut on television, talking about how you looooove big ole penis', and you just cant get enough of huuuge penis', and youve slept with soooo many guys that you consider yourself a connoisseur of penis.?"
sincerely,
dubya