Tuesday, October 03, 2006

dear teddy ruxpin,
you were a toy for all ages.
i was always a fan of un-velcro-ing that felt backflap, poppin in a cassette tape and have you do all the hard work. eff this whole reading thing. ill check out the pictures whilst an electronic bear tells me whats goin on.
but even more fun than that, was the fact you could put any tape in his ass, and he'd speak/sing it. nothing brings a smile to an 1988s youngsters face, than the jowles of T.Rux, belting out some of george michaels 'i want your sex.'oh well. at least i learned that animatronic animals know that 'sex is natural, sex is good...not everybody does it, but everybody should!'
sincerely,
dubya

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