here are some words of wisdom, "if youre gonna ride a bicycle, make sure your ass isnt hangin out."
this is for your good, and the good of all people who get a shot of your under-garments. we dont need to see your sweaty, leotard-covered rump.
its a matter of being a classy lady. and trust me, if youre peddlin' your spunky ass down the street and construction workers are givin you some extra attention, its because your draaws iz hangin out.
sincerely,
dubya
ps- as shown in the picture above, i beg you not to wear your rodeo outfit as well.
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