Wednesday, February 14, 2007

dear valentines day,
im usually not a huge supporter of you, but just when i thought the art of romance was gone, i read a gem of a story.
apparently, an austin police officer dumped bleach on his girlfriend after she threw spaghetti at his house.
thats sweet. i hope these two really patch things up. although i dont know which person is crazier, the girl who throws supper at her bf's doorstep, or the guy who pours a few ounces of bleach on her.
so, in honor of Balumtimez Day 2007, go out to your local italian restaurant, order yourself some pasta with maranara sauce, and chunk it at your significant other.
beware of a little retaliation-bleaching though.
sincerely,
dubya

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