sincerely, Dubya

dear LeAnne Rimes,
im still trying to figure out how you went from this:
to this:

i whole heartily understand being embarassed by those chubby pics of years past. some us were cursed with a pre-pubescent fatness, and other lucky sons-a-bitches stayed trim from age 12-15.
but youve made quite the radical transformation. congrats!
hope you keep up the small waistline and amped up sexiness.
sincerely,
dubya

oh, PS- how incredibly sad is this song/video?

youre tuggin on muh heart strings LeAnnerz.