sincerely, Dubya

dear reebok shoes,
people need to realize something, and not purchase your style from the years 1976 to 1991. when i see someone in you, i automatically think they have some sort of learning disability. a fashion disability, at least.

the worst part is, 9 times out of 10, its a grown man wearing you. and he thinks hes a cool cat, trekkin' around in his 'boks, but the truth is, people only talk to him because they think hes lost, or gotten seperated from his less-retarded family members.
put the shoes back in the british-flag-covered box, pick up a soduku, and welcome yourself to the latter end of the 20th century.
sincerely,
dubya