dear diesel trucks,
anyone who drives you is an inconsiderate bastard. you are the loudest, biggest, most unnecessary vehicle ever created.
ok, ill let it slide, if youre hauling some heavy-duty cargo, like, ohhhh i dunno....a space shuttle. but, for the rest of you city-suburb dwellers, GET RID! news flash gas-guzzler, your penis is no bigger in your wranglers, and by no means does it qualify you as a 'cowboy'.
i can say all this, b/c i got MR. Neighbor McDrives-a-douche-mobile, who cranks up his engine at 6:30 am.
thanks for the wake-up jackhammerin', but id like to sleep.
sincerely,
dubya
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I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you are talking about.... Mr. 1406 Park Meadow? He "wakes up early with Jesus every morning" It especially sucks when he feels the needs to mow the lawn at 6 am on a Saturday.
BINGO!
chris gave me the ole 'welcome home truck warm-up' this morning....the next 10 days are gonna be rough. come visit me, Pen!
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