your summer jam, 'london bridge' continues to be a hit amongst the masses, but i gotta do my part and bring ya back down to reality.
first, take a shower. your lookin extra greased up everytime you appear on my TV screen.
next, fix thos eyebrows. the penciled-in tranny look is not cool...esp. since you made the wise choice of piercing a 'brow. i had to do a double take, cause it was halfway up your forehead.
also, i would appreciate if you reunited with Wild Orchid. you seemed to have a lil bit more class in the 90s. post-Kids Inc., and pre-Black Eyed Peas.sincerely,
dubya
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=london+bridge
Ummm....I knew it was something like that...lets just hope she doesn't explode from Spontaneous Human Combustion. Now that would be a shame....it certainly wasn't this one: "When two are having sex on a bridge, and they guy shits on the girl's face, and the girl happens to be from England." EEEEEWWWWWW
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