sincerely, Dubya

dear lisa renna,
i dont know where to start with you.
i guess ill go with the most obvious issue. THOSE LIPS!
what the hell are you thinking with those colegen-filled, flesh flaps?
i can tell ya one thing, the huge lip look barely passes as 'hot' on angelina jolie, so you get nowhere near being able to pull it off.
i guess they may come in handy when tryin to get some pretty prestigeous jobs like co-host of soaptalk and dancer on dancing with the unknowns stars.
come winter, stock up on the chapstick, cause god knows youll fly through a few tubes.
sincerely,
dubya