dear redheads,
why is it that yall always hook up with each other? i think one day, theyll find that you are genetically hardwired to seek out other redheads, greet, fornicate, and produce countless other redheads.
you guys are natures way of telling the human race, "hey, brunette. simmer down. look. it could be worse."
sorry to offend any of you, or your kind. i know if i piss you off, youll get your flaming orange mafia on my ass.
sincerely,
dubya
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My friend is a "redhead" but really, lets face it, its orange.
She cries when I tell her this.
What no joke about L.Lo and her fire crotch?
i was seriously gonna discuss her. but i figured my audience was above discussing teen idols and pubic hair. shows i was waaay off base!
Waaay off base.
this is true. just ask my parents! (budumm bumm chhhhh)
Red is natures warning signal SD.
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