sincerely, Dubya

dear kermit,
i have a few things to tell you.
first, get some balls, and stand up against that superficial bitch, miss piggy. whats with her? shes a pig for gods sake....a fat, blonde, pig.
second, and more importantly, we met a guy last weekend whose smile that reminded us of your jim henson-esque, muppet grin. so naturally, we nicknamed him 'kermit'.
ok ok. thats where the similarities end. but i had to show you this character.

here he is, impressing me with his dance moves.


here he is, doing the sprinkler. or mixing on an invisible turntable. still, look how impressed i am.


and beware---here he is, taking articles of clothing off.....in a bar....infront of strangers....whipping passer bys with his tee....making a fool of himself....embarassing anywhere in a 1 foot vacinity (us.)







here he is, still making a scene. note: john arnold is totally checking him out.









it was kinda nice, because finally, i wasnt 'that guy'.
sincerely,
dubya