apparently, you are one bad bitch.
youve caused the entire city of austin to shut down. and we all know, this town only shuts down for two things 1.) dead birds, and 2.) cold weather.
there are a few things i love about this weather.first, news stations eat this shit up! its like crack for meteorologists. the top story is always the current conditions, slippery roads, and inevitably they interview someone who was dressed in shorts and a t-shirt, "i didnt expect it to be this cold!"
second, classes are cancelled. how great is sleeping in when its cold, and you dont have to worry about anything?
lastly, everyones calling the weather a 'wintery mix' of rain, sleet, and snow.....wintery mix? whatever, it brings a smile to my face.
so everyone stay warm, go sledding, and buckle down til thursday.
sincerely,
dubya
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