dear IHOP,
you are one of many reasons other people hate americans.
a 24/7 feeding trough for the salivating fatties, itching to get their chubby paws on a stack of syrup drenched pancakes.
recently, youve been advertising for the return of your hit menu item...
the rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity kinda makes me sick just reading the contents:
-Two eggs, any style, crisp hash browns, two strips of bacon, two pork sausage links, two slices of ham and two fruit-topped pancakes.
yeah. bring the whole family! order yourself a cup of coffe, cause by the time you leave youll be diabetic.
the other thing that makes me question your establishment, is the uneasy fact that someone can order a steak or a basket of shimp in the same sitting. somethings not right here.
sincerely,
dubya
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3 comments:
I love your sign...its hillarious and as always what you said is so true.
That anonymous guy is all up in your business!
haha i know!!
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