sincerely, Dubya

dear sandals & socks,
yall combine to make a formittable foot-coverage choice to be reckoned with!
everytime i see someone a middle aged man wearin his socks under some sandals, i laugh. often to his face.
here is the ONLY reason why socks & sandals should be worn together:
-you're jesus christ, and your aunt hazel gave you socks for christmas, and you were going to visit her.
oh. whats that? youre not jesus?? then you have no excuse.
sincerely,
dubya